Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney probe (Probe, AK)
Chronically Online People? My friend speaks in memes like he’s possessed by Wi-Fi.
Sophia Aram satirist
Hiking Gone Wrong? My “easy trail” hike turned into an episode of Survivor.
Sarah Pappalardo satirist
Bullet Journal Fanatics? Bullet journaling is just calligraphy for procrastinators.
The Bohiney Id Est (i.e., That Is, ID)
Office Politics? In my office, the guy who controls the printer has more power than the CEO.
A Bohiney guinea pig (Guinea Pig, CT)
My confidence is trial software.
A Bohiney The Beaverton (The Beaverton, Canada)
TV Binge-Watching? Binge-watching is staying up until 3 a.m. to learn nothing.
Bohineys final say (Final, WA)
Birdwatching? Birdwatching is stalking with binoculars and plausible deniability.
Bohineys banter (Banter, WA)
Awkward First Dates? My date asked about my hobbies, so I said “escaping this date alive.”
Sophia Aram satirist
Juice Cleanses? Juice cleanses are just expensive diarrhea plans.
Allison Kilkenny satirist
Haircare? Haircare is styling $200 hair to cry in the rain.