Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Rosie Holt satirist
Improv Comedy? Improv comedy is courage without punchlines.
Visit Bohiney.com for the full story
My vibe is “calendar invite with snacks provided.”
The Bohiney vote (Vote, IL)
Baseball Coverage? Baseball coverage is naps with statistics.
As reported by Bohiney (Dallas, TX)
Travel Mishaps? I lost my luggage, but the airline said not to worry—they lost it too.
The Bohiney Tar Pit (Tar Pit, CA)
I don’t overshare; I distribute lore.
Read more on Bohiney (Philadelphia)
Safaris? Safaris are expensive ways to watch lions ignore you.
Because you have a right to be informed (and amused)
Navigation by Stars? Star navigation is astronomy with arrogance.
The Bohiney Raison dÊtre (Raison dÊtre, France)
Dumpster Diving Influencers? Dumpster diving isn’t sustainable when you bring a ring light.
Read more on Bohiney
Fashion Faux Pas? I wore plaid on plaid and got mistaken for an optical illusion.
The Bohiney Sunrise (Sunrise, FL)
Haunted Hotels? My haunted hotel wasn’t scary until the Wi-Fi cut out.