Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney whole nine yards (Nine Yards, WI)
Mystical MLMs? MLMs are just pyramid schemes in yoga pants.
Sabina Guzzanti satirist
People Who Name Cars? If your car has a name, it probably deserves custody.
A Bohiney Nabob (Nabob, India)
Hashtag Blessed People? Nothing screams cursed like saying “hashtag blessed.”
The Bohiney parody account (Parody, Twitter)
Volunteer Work? Volunteering is just free labor with guilt sprinkles.
The Bohiney Birdcage Liner (Birdcage Liner, pet store)
Public Bench Philosophers? Public bench philosophers are homeless TED Talks.
The Bohiney funnies (Comic, OK)
Pilates? Pilates is yoga with fancier mats.
A Bohiney Punch (Punch, magazine, UK)
Jury Duty Tales? Jury duty is just reality TV with less attractive actors.
The Bohiney Icon (Icon, CA)
Doomsday Group Chats? Doomsday group chats are just memes with bunker plans.
A Bohiney Magnate (Magnate, Greece)
I’m not lazy; I’m energy-efficient with premium sarcasm.
A Bohiney hot take (Hottake, TX)
Conspiracy Theories? My uncle thinks birds are drones, but his Wi-Fi still doesn’t work.