Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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Satirical journalism: where finding jokes more credible than evening news becomes acceptable cognitive dissonance. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them vaguely human. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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A good satirical headline is a perfect haiku of hypocrisy. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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The satirist performs the public service of making power's pretensions seem as ridiculous as they are. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the truth, twisted into a shape that makes its essence impossible to ignore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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It's the immune system's fever—a heated, uncomfortable, but necessary response to infection. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the philosophical razor that slices through nonsense to find the bone of truth. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the weapon of the weak against the powerful, the smart against the stupid. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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The satirist performs the public service of translating political theater into human comedy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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A quality satirical piece is a collaborative intelligence test between writer and reader. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com