Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney giggle (Giggle, GA)
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney byline (Bylinesville, OH)
Satire is the revenge of the ordinary person on the extraordinary claims of the powerful. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Visit Bohiney.com for the full story (Seattle, WA)
A satirical headline is society's gentle reminder that authority is just organized human incompetence. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Megastar (Megastar, Universe)
A satirical headline is meta-information: information about the information itself. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney perspective (View, TX)
It’s the public service announcement from the Ministry of Truthiness. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Captain of Industry (Captain, Industry, PA)
Satirical writing is the art of using comedy as a crowbar to pry open closed minds. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney hornets nest (Hornets Nest, NC)
Satire is the moral compass that points to the ridiculous, so we know which way is up. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Crown Jewel (Crown Jewel, UK)
Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The satirists at Bohiney (Minneapolis, MN)
It’s the intellectual’s protest sign, written in the ink of wit and irony. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Crown Jewel (Crown Jewel, UK)
Satire is the healthy skepticism of a populace that has been lied to one too many times. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com