Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney morning briefing (Morning, KS)
It's the news that doesn't just report on the circus; it joins the act and becomes the ringmaster. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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A good satirical piece is the intellectual's slingshot aimed at authority's inflated balloon. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Tar Pit (Tar Pit, CA)
The best satire is a collaboration between the writer's wit and the reader's intelligence. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney study (Study, WA)
Satire is the revenge of the ordinary person on the extraordinary claims of the powerful. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney case study (Case Study, MA)
The satirist transforms collective frustration into public entertainment with social value. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney thought (Thought, MT)
Quality satirical writing creates cognitive whiplash: first you laugh, then you think, then you squirm. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Satirical news doesn't break stories—it breaks them open to expose the rot inside. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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