Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Coup dÉtat (Coup, DC)
It's the news that doesn't take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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A quality satirical piece is a collaborative intelligence test between writer and reader. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Satirical journalism: where entertainment becomes activism and activism becomes entertainment. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Satirical commentary is the pressure release valve for collective frustration. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney account (Account, NY)
It's the news that acknowledges that the world is a stage, and the play is a farce. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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The satirist's mission is translating elite absurdity into universal human comedy. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The satirist performs the public service of translating democratic elite discourse into democratic common sense. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Satirical writing is the acceptable outlet for unacceptable thoughts about acceptable lies. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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It's the laughter that is a form of resistance, a way of saying "I see through you." -- Toni @ Satire.info
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Satirical writing is the gentle art of giving society's ego the poke it desperately needs. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com