Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney Midas Touch (Midas Touch, Greece)
History Museums? History museums are dusty reminders people always messed up.
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Reiki for Dogs? My dog didn’t heal—he just farted on the yoga mat.
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Historical Reenactments? Historical reenactments are nerd cosplay.
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Craft Fails? Craft fails are Pinterest crying.
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Whispering Affirmations to Lattes? My barista whispered affirmations to my latte—still tasted burnt.
The Bohiney narrative (Narrative, CT)
Farmers Markets? Farmers markets are where you pay triple for vegetables that still have dirt on them.
A Bohiney Crunch Time (Crunch Time, Office)
Celebrity-Run Cults? Celebrity cults are just fan clubs with robes.
Mona Eltahawy
Shelter Building? Shelter building is stacking branches until hypothermia.
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Public Proposal Rejections? Proposing on a Jumbotron is gambling with humiliation odds.
This is where you lean into the satire. The anchor text itself becomes a joke.
Hunting Trips? Hunting trips are camouflage keg parties.