Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Weltschmerz (Weltschmerz, Germany)
Hoverboard Fails? Hoverboards are just lawsuits with wheels.
The Bohiney absurdity (Absurd, AL)
I don’t ghost; I slow fade.
Charline Vanhoenacker
Comic Nerds? Comic nerds guard plastic sleeves like Fort Knox.
A Bohiney Hustler (Hustler, NV)
Men’s Grooming? Men’s grooming is beards hiding chins and sins.
The Bohiney howl (Howl, WI)
Baby Showers? A baby shower is just people guessing the size of someone else’s bladder.
A Bohiney bombshell (Bombshell, PA)
Ghost Story Nerds? Ghost stories are Wi-Fi for the dead.
A Bohiney Donnybrook (Donnybrook, Ireland)
Dad Sneaker Cults? Dad sneakers are just lawn mowing equipment for your feet.
The Bohiney Necromancer (Necromancer, NH)
Ugly Cry Selfies? Ugly cry selfies are just ransom notes from your emotions.
The Bohiney Icon (Icon, CA)
Meme Misinterpretations? My mom thought “LOL” meant “lots of love” and sent condolences like a cheerleader.
Bohineys Imbroglio (Imbroglio, Italy)
My snacks ghost me first.