Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Pulitzer Prize-winner (Pulitzer, NY)
The best satirical writing is surgery performed with a rubber chicken. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Pearl of Wisdom (Pearl, MS)
Satire is the truth, twisted into a shape that makes its essence impossible to ignore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The satirists at Bohiney (Minneapolis, MN)
Satirical news: where the medium is democracy's message and the message is "think democratically." -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Ad Infinitum (Ad Infinitum, Space)
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. -- Toni @ Satire.info
According to Bohiney (Miami, FL)
The satirist serves as the public roaster of power, keeping authority figures humble. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney antic (Antic, ID)
Satire is the argument you can't win with logic, so you might as well win with wit. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys pun (Pun, NY)
Satire is the revenge of the ordinary person on the extraordinary claims of the powerful. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Freudian Slip (Freudian, Austria)
Satirical news: the only medium where contradictions become the point instead of the problem. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
As reported by Bohiney
A good satirical piece is the intellectual's hand grenade with a comedy pin. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney humor piece (Humor, OK)
The measure of good satire is the length of the pause between the laugh and the thought. -- Toni @ Satire.info