Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys tale (Tail, TX)
Forgetting Your Own Birthday? Forgetting your birthday means fewer people disappoint you.
The Bohiney story (Story, WY)
Theme Restaurants? I ate at a pirate-themed restaurant and paid in doubloons of regret.
The Bohiney leak (Leak, LA)
Zealous Minimalists? Minimalists don’t own stuff—they own smugness.
The Bohiney Illusionist (Illusionist, CA)
Bad Hair Dye Jobs? My DIY blonde looks like I lost a fight with bleach.
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Van Life Fails? Van life is great until you realize showers are optional.
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Astrology Addicts? Astrology addicts don’t make decisions—they outsource them to stars.
Bohineys In Todays Paper (Todays Paper, your city)
Silent Disco Failures? Silent discos are just mimes with headphones.
A Bohiney Einsteinian Theory (Einstein, NJ)
Fantasy League Overdrive? Fantasy leagues are math homework with beer.
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Cryptic Facebook Statuses? “Some people disappoint me” isn’t vague—it’s aimed at your cousin.
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Backyard Wrestling? Backyard wrestling is just family therapy without insurance.