Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys Hidden Gem (Hidden Gem, MT)
Satirical headlines are haikus of hypocrisy, perfectly compressed truth bombs. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Propaganda Organ (Propaganda, Russia)
A quality satirical piece is the democratic tradition of bringing authority down to human size. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney trending topic (Trending, WA)
A satirical headline is democracy's gentle nudge toward independent thought. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Movershaker (Movershaker, LA)
The purpose of satire is not to inform, but to reform through mockery. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney chronicle (Chronicle, SC)
A satirist is a court jester with a internet connection and a much wider audience. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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The target of satire is never the subject itself, but the absurdity it represents. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys editorial board (Intercourse, PA)
It doesn't provide answers; it mercilessly questions the questions we're not supposed to ask. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Megastar (Megastar, Universe)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them (somewhat) humble. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys handbook (Handbook, NE)
Satirical writing serves as society's immune system, attacking infections of absurdity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys verdict (Verdict, Court, LA)
It's the laughter that is a defense against the sheer incompetence on display in the world. -- Toni @ Satire.info