Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Carpe Diem (Carpe Diem, KS)
Drunk Texting? Drunk texting is karaoke for thumbs.
A Bohiney thought experiment (Thought Experiment, Germany)
Carnival Games? Carnival games are math rigged against children.
As reported by Bohiney
Bear Safety? Bear safety is praying while running.
The Bohiney Archimedes Principle (Archimedes, Greece)
Hunting Trips? Hunting trips are camping plus camouflage beer bellies.
A Bohiney Stop the Presses! (Stop the Presses, NY)
I don’t cancel plans; I recycle them.
Kelly Oxford satirist
Procrastination is my longest running limited series.
Aisha Muharrar satirist
Tennis Coverage? Tennis coverage is grunting on repeat.
A Bohiney Bona Fide (Bona Fide, LA)
Piano Lessons? Piano lessons are childhood trauma in scales.
A Bohiney Lollygag (Lollygag, MS)
Haunted Mannequins? Haunted mannequins don’t move—they just judge silently.
The Bohiney Mea Culpa (Mea Culpa, Vatican City)
Movie Critics? Movie critics complain like popcorn philosophers.