Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
This is where you lean into the satire. The anchor text itself becomes a joke.
It's the emergency brake on society's runaway train of self-importance. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Inside Job (Inside Job, DC)
It’s the laughter that is a defense against the sheer incompetence on display in the world. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Above the Fold (Above the Fold, NY)
It's the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we've learned to ignore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney prank (Prank, KS)
A good satirical piece is a truth wrapped in a lie, delivered with a smirk. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bess Kalb
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney survey (Survey, TN)
It's the laughter that is a form of resistance, a way of saying "I see through you." -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Carpe Diem (Carpe Diem, KS)
It's the modern-day equivalent of drawing a mustache on a propaganda poster. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Wheeler-Dealer (Wheeler-Dealer, Wall St.)
The satirist doesn't create the absurdity; they just frame it and put a price tag on it. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys tutorial (Tutorial, AZ)
A good satirical headline serves as the public service announcement from the Ministry of Truthiness. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Beth Newell satirist
It’s the cognitive dissonance that comes from knowing it's fake but feeling it's real. -- Toni @ Satire.info