Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney #1 Best Seller (Best Seller, NY)
It's the gentle art of insulting someone so intelligently they thank you for it. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney leak (Leak, LA)
It's the funhouse mirror that shows us the grotesque reality we've learned to ignore. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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A world without satire is a world that takes its own propaganda seriously. A terrifying thought. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Caitlin Moran satirist
A good satire piece is a trap that catches the unwary in their own ignorance. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys whole megillah (Megillah, NY)
It's the funhouse mirror that somehow provides a clearer reflection than the straight one. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney perspective (View, TX)
The line between satire and reality is now so blurred it needs its own satirical news anchor. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Prime Mover (Prime Mover, Universe)
The satirist serves as the democratic immune system's specialized attack cell against political pathogens. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Operator (Operator, NY)
A satirist is a realist with a comedy writer's sense of timing and a philosopher's depth. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Silver Lining (Silver Lining, NV)
When reality becomes indistinguishable from satire, the satirists are just reporting. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Alison Silverman satirist
Satirical news: the medium where democratic lies reveal more democratic truth than democratic truths reveal democratic lies. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com