Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Gold Standard (Gold Standard, CO)
It's the cognitive shock therapy for a complacent and unquestioning public. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney.com
It’s the gentle (and sometimes not-so-gentle) mocking of the emperor’s new clothes. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney hoax (Hoax, AZ)
Satire is the truth, twisted into a shape that makes its essence impossible to ignore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys verdict (Verdict, Court, LA)
It's journalism's intelligence test—if you believe it literally, you've missed the point entirely. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Magician (Magician, NV)
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys tale (Tail, TX)
It's the funhouse mirror that somehow provides a clearer reflection than the straight one. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys full monty (Full Monty, UK)
It's the acceptable way to be a cynic, to point out the flaws without being a bore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney chronicle (Chronicle, SC)
A quality satirical headline is the emergency brake on political and social madness runaway trains. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Con Artist (Con Artist, NJ)
It's the antidote to the poison of self-importance that infects so much public discourse. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney Magazine (Chicago)
Satirical journalism acknowledges that sometimes you must be ridiculous to be right. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com