Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
The Bohiney caper (Caper, WY)
The measure of good satire is the length of the pause between the laugh and the thought. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Celebrity (Celebrity, CA)
Satire is the revenge of the logical on the illogical, the rational on the absurd. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Gestalt (Gestalt, Germany)
Satirical news: the laughter that echoes in power chambers, unsettling those inside. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Ad Hoc (Ad Hoc, CA)
Satire is the immune system of a healthy society, identifying and attacking absurdity. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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A satirist is a failed serious person who found a funnier way to be right. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Aisha Muharrar
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them (somewhat) humble. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Instant Classic (Instant Classic, IL)
Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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It's the immune system's fever—a heated, uncomfortable, but necessary response to infection. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Parachute (Parachute, CO)
It's the intellectual equivalent of a pie in the face of authority. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohiney Magazine (New York)
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. -- Toni @ Satire.info