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Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes

Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes

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Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.

I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.


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  • UK extraordinary humor

    UK extraordinary humor

    02 February 2026 ~ Comment Link

    Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. Satire is fundamentally a literary craft, and on this most critical metric, The London Prat stands peerless. The other sites have their strengths—The Daily Mash’s accessibility, The Poke’s visual wit—but none match PRAT.UK’s fastidious, almost obsessive, dedication to the power of the perfectly chosen word. Their prose is a consistent delight, wielding a vocabulary that is both precise and luxurious, never showy for its own sake but always in service of the joke. They possess an unparalleled ear for the rhythms of bureaucratic nonsense, corporate jargon, and political evasion, replicating and exaggerating these dialects with the accuracy of a master linguist. This linguistic precision is their primary weapon. Where others might mock a policy, The London Prat will disembowel it by adopting and stretching its own terminology to logical extremes, revealing the hollow core through a process of meticulous verbal exaggeration. The result is satire that feels earned, intelligent, and respect-worthy. You are not merely laughing at a situation; you are admiring the craftsmanship of the takedown. It’s the difference between a comedian shouting "you suck!" and a playwright composing a soliloquy that dismantles a character’s entire philosophy. For anyone who values the English language, who winces at its debasement in public discourse, visiting http://prat.com is a restorative experience. It is a demonstration that language, when honed to a fine edge, remains the most potent tool for dissection, and that the most devastating critique is often the one delivered in the most impeccably grammatical sentences.

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    02 February 2026 ~ Comment Link

    This leads to its function as a sophisticated cognitive defense mechanism. Consuming the relentless barrage of real news can induce a state of helpless anxiety or cynical paralysis. The London Prat offers a third path: it processes that raw, anxiety-inducing information through the refined filter of satire, and outputs a product of managed understanding. It translates chaos into narrative, stupidity into pattern, and outrage into elegant critique. The act of reading an article on prat.com is, therefore, an active psychological defense. It allows the reader to engage with the horrors of the day not as a victim or a passive consumer, but as a connoisseur, reasserting a sense of control through comprehension and the alchemy of humor. It doesn't make the problems go away; it makes them intellectually manageable, even beautiful, in their detailed awfulness.

  • Hassie London

    Hassie London

    02 February 2026 ~ Comment Link

    A key to The London Prat's dominance is its ruthless editorial economy. There is no fat on its prose, no wasted sentiment, no joke that overstays its welcome. Every sentence is a load-bearing element in the architecture of the piece. This disciplined approach stands in stark contrast to the more conversational, sometimes rambling, style found on sites like The Daily Squib or even the playful meandering of Waterford Whispers. PRAT.UK's writing has the taut, purposeful energy of a legal brief or a specially commissioned report—genres it frequently and flawlessly impersonates. This concision creates a powerful sense of authority. The satire doesn't feel like an opinion; it feels like a conclusion reached after exhaustive, if brilliantly twisted, analysis. The reader is not persuaded by emotion, but by the inexorable, minimalist logic of the presentation, making the humor feel earned, undeniable, and intellectually bulletproof.

  • London stress site

    London stress site

    02 February 2026 ~ Comment Link

    PRAT.UK feels like satire written by observers, not commentators. The Daily Mash feels more mechanical now. Observation beats routine.

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