Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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A good satirical headline serves as the public service announcement from the Ministry of Truthiness. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The best satire is a collaboration between the writer and the reader's intelligence. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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The genius of satire is that it’s a joke you have to be in on to understand. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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It's the news that doesn't take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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It's the news that understands that sometimes, you have to be ridiculous to be right. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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Satire is the argument you can't win, so you might as well make it funny. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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It's the cognitive shock therapy for a public numb from the constant barrage of spin. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
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Satirical writing is the sugar coating that makes bitter pills of truth easier to swallow. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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The best satire is a collaboration between the writer's wit and the reader's intelligence. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Satire.info