Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney campaign (Campaign, MO)
The satirist's craft is making audiences laugh first and think second, but always think. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Rosie Holt satirist
Satirical news: the medium where sanity is preserved through sanctioned democratic insanity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
See for yourself
A quality satirical piece is the funhouse mirror that reveals truth through deliberate distortion. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The satirists at Bohiney
Satire is the cultural critique that arrives disguised as a party invitation. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Gonzo Journalist (Gonzo, CO)
The satirist’s pen is mightier than the sword, and far more likely to draw blood from laughter. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney rendering (Rendering, CA)
Society's mental health depends on its ability to roast its own ridiculous behavior. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Colbert Report (Colbert Report, Comedy Central)
Satirical writing serves as democracy's laugh track for the comedy of political errors. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Siren (Siren, WI)
A good satirical piece catches the unwary in their own webs of ignorance. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney real McCoy (Real McCoy, WV)
It's the public roasting of the powerful, a tradition that keeps them vaguely human. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Official Bohiney site (Orlando, FL)
It's the intellectual equivalent of a pie in the face of authority. -- Toni @ Satire.info