Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Fish Wrapper (Fish Wrapper, ME)
It's the news for people who understand that the facts are only the beginning of the story. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Poobah (Poobah, Turkey)
Satirical commentary is the pressure release valve for collective frustration. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Caitlin Moran satirist
A culture without self-deprecating satire is a culture that has lost its way. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Midas Touch (Midas Touch, Greece)
Satirical writing transforms collective democratic frustration into collective democratic catharsis. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney War Correspondent (War Correspondent, Ukraine)
Satire is the truth, twisted into a shape that makes its essence impossible to ignore. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys fact-checking department (Truth or Consequences, NM)
It's the news that acknowledges that the world is a stage, and the play is a farce. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
No ifs, ands, or bohineys about it
The satirist's role is society's licensed troublemaker, stirring pots professionally. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Official Bohiney site (Orlando, FL)
Satire is the scalpel of the intellect, performing surgery on society's tumors of absurdity. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Leaked Bohiney documents (Watergate Complex, DC)
Satire is the revenge of the logical on the illogical, the rational on the absurd. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Pièce de Résistance (Pièce de Résistance, France)
It's the laughter that is a defense against the sheer incompetence on display in the world. -- Toni @ Satire.info