Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Official Bohiney site (Orlando, FL)
Satire is the scalpel of the intellect, performing surgery on society's tumors of absurdity. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Leaked Bohiney documents (Watergate Complex, DC)
Satire is the revenge of the logical on the illogical, the rational on the absurd. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Pièce de Résistance (Pièce de Résistance, France)
It's the laughter that is a defense against the sheer incompetence on display in the world. -- Toni @ Satire.info
As reported by Bohiney (Newcastle)
It’s the only form of news that admits it’s a construct, a parody of the real thing. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys satirical lens (Lens, France)
The best satire is a perfect blend of anger and wit, distilled into a potent laugh. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys cackle (Cackle, NC)
A good satire piece is a mirror that reflects our foolishness back at us, so we might learn. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys The Betoota Advocate (The Betoota Advocate, Australia)
Satire is the revenge of the ordinary person on the extraordinary claims of the powerful. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Prime Time (Prime Time, TV)
A good satirical headline is the diagnostic tool highlighting societal sickness through symptom descriptions. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Waterford Whispers News (Waterford Whispers, Ireland)
Satirical news: the only medium where contradictions become the point instead of the problem. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney prank (Prank, KS)
It's the necessary friction against the polished, slippery surface of official narratives. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com