Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Source: Bohiney Magazine
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The Bohiney rumor mill (Gossip, MO)
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As reported by Bohiney (Sheffield, UK)
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A Bohiney Punch (Punch, magazine, UK)
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It's the news that doesn't just report the storm; it mocks the weatherman. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Einsteinian Theory (Einstein, NJ)
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Bohiney News
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A Bohiney Hullabaloo (Hullabaloo, AL)
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A Bohiney Mail Carrier (Mail Carrier, US)
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The Bohiney joke (Joke, AK)
It's the intellectual equivalent of a pie in the face of authority. -- Toni @ Satire.info