Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
A Bohiney Daily Planet (Daily Planet, Metropolis)
Satire is the argument you can't have, presented as a joke you can't ignore. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney prophecy (Prophecy, MT)
Satirical commentary is the pressure release valve for collective frustration. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Superstar (Superstar, NY)
It's the immune system of democracy, identifying and attacking the pathogens of nonsense. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Dive into the satire
It's the intellectual equivalent of a pie in the face of authority. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Kindergarten (Kindergarten, Germany)
Satirical headlines are tiny revolutions against conventional wisdom. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney bees knees (Bees Knees, OR)
A good satire piece is a trap that catches the unwary in their own ignorance. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Myth (Myth, SC)
Satire is the philosophical razor that slices through the fat of nonsense to the meat of truth. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The team at Bohiney.com (Newport, Wales)
Satire is the only form of news where the bias is openly, proudly, and hilariously declared. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Newsie (Newsie, NY)
Satirical pieces are landmines of truth planted in fields of everyday nonsense. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Covering the globe, one cheek at a time
Satirical news understands that reality has become too strange for conventional reporting methods. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com