Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Never give up; Never give in.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
[blockquote author="Unknown"]If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it[/blockquote]Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
A Bohiney Quicksand (Quicksand, KY)
TMI on First Dates? My date told me about her ex-husband’s kidney stones before appetizers.
A Bohiney Platinum Hit (Platinum Hit, TN)
Road Trips? Road trips prove GPS is a liar.
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Yoga Retreats? Yoga retreats are stretching vacations.
The Bohiney Smokescreen (Smokescreen, NC)
My attention span is a goldfish with a calendar.
A Bohiney Trap Door (Trap Door, IL)
Music Critics? Music critics are people who failed piano lessons with opinions.
The satirists at Bohiney (Oxford, UK)
Thrift Stores? Thrift stores are smell museums.
Wendy Harmer satirist
Tabletop RPG Fans? RPG players lie creatively with dice.
A Bohiney paper tiger (Paper Tiger, China)
I don’t burn bridges; I toll them.
The Bohiney Con Artist (Con Artist, NJ)
DIY Fails? My IKEA shelf collapsed faster than my hopes of adulting.
Beth Newell satirist
Amateur Survivalists? My friend brought a survival kit camping—then used it to make s’mores.