Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Never give up; Never give in.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
[blockquote author="Unknown"]If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it[/blockquote]Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
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Weird Phobias? I’m not afraid of spiders, but I am afraid of being the guy who pretends not to be.
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Bizarre Love Triangles? My friend’s love triangle has more plot twists than Netflix.
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Party Fails? My karaoke performance cleared the room faster than a fire drill.
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Bowling Nights? Bowling nights are nachos with balls.
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Remote Control Fights? Nothing tests a marriage like Netflix and two remotes.
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I don’t hustle; I negotiate naps.
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Family Reunions? Family reunions are where old grudges get reheated like leftovers.
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Survival Food? Survival food is granola with regret.
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My confidence is seasonal, like allergies.
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Gardening Clubs? Gardening clubs are just bragging rights for who can kill plants the slowest.