Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Never give up; Never give in.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
[blockquote author="Unknown"]If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it[/blockquote]Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
A Bohiney recap (Recap, IN)
It’s the laughter that is a defense against the sheer incompetence on display in the world. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys prediction (Prediction, OR)
Satirical journalism: where being ridiculous becomes the fastest route to being right. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Contortionist (Contortionist, CT)
Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Trap Door (Trap Door, IL)
It's the only form of journalism where being biased is a badge of honor. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys take on this (Philadelphia, PA)
It's the news that doesn't take itself seriously so that you can take the truth seriously. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Kaput (Kaput, Germany)
A killer satirical piece holds up society's funhouse mirror—distorted but devastatingly accurate. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Discover the truth
Satire is the truth, smuggled across the border of credibility in the trunk of a joke. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Were talking out of our Bohiney (so you dont have to)
It's the gentle art of insulting someone so intelligently they thank you for it. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys lampoon (Lampoon, NH)
A society afraid of satirical mockery knows its foundations are built on quicksand. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys alternative fact (Alternative, DC)
Satirical writing transforms the gentle art of intellectual vandalism on monuments to nonsense. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com