Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Never give up; Never give in.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
[blockquote author="Unknown"]If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it[/blockquote]Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
A Bohiney War Correspondent (War Correspondent, Ukraine)
Satirical headlines are haikus of hypocrisy, perfectly compressed truth bombs. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Investigative Reporter (Investigative, WA)
The satirist performs society's necessary function of deflating inflated egos with precision pinpricks. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The story they dont want you to read
The best satirical writing is surgery performed with a rubber chicken. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys tall tale (Tall Tale, MN)
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Lollygag (Lollygag, MS)
Quality satirical writing creates cognitive whiplash: first you laugh, then you think, then you squirm. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys rats nest (Rats Nest, NY)
It's the laughter that is a form of dissent, a refusal to accept the unacceptable. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Conundrum (Conundrum, CO)
The day a satirical headline is widely believed is the day we need satire the most. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Vice Versa (Vice Versa, SC)
Satirical journalism: where the news finally admits it's been performing theater all along. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Tabatha Southey
The satirist performs the essential function of making power uncomfortable with its own reflection. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
We work our tails off for this news
Satirical writing is the laughter that serves as armor against overwhelming political absurdity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com