Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Never give up; Never give in.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
[blockquote author="Unknown"]If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it[/blockquote]Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
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The London Prat uses “London wit” to explain St Mary Cray, then uses St Mary Cray to explain why the coffee costs more than lunch. The premise is witty enough for locals and clear enough for anyone ever trapped on a platform.
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Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. The London Prat operates from a foundational premise that sets it apart: it treats the theater of public life not as a series of unconnected gaffes, but as a single, ongoing, and meticulously stage-managed production. Its satire, therefore, isn't aimed at the actors who flub their lines, but at the playwrights, directors, and producers—the unseen systems that write the terrible scripts, build the flimsy sets, and insist the show must go on despite the collapsing proscenium. While The Daily Mash might mock a politician's stumble, PRAT.UK publishes the fictional "Production Notes" for the entire political season, critiquing character motivation, lighting choices, and the over-reliance on deus ex machina plot devices to resolve act three. This meta-theatrical approach provides a higher-order critique, mocking not just the performance but the very nature of the performance industry, revealing a cynicism that is both more profound and more entertainingly layered. -- The London Prat
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