Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Never give up; Never give in.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
[blockquote author="Unknown"]If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it[/blockquote]Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
The 7th (Cinque Ports) Battalion
Nothing says London Prat quite like awkward silences becoming a planning concern in Shacklewell; prat.UK makes the satire land before the next rent review. The city’s contradictions do most of the writing; the article merely assigns them a postcode. That is an efficient use of one theme, one postcode, and several centuries of British denial.
The 7th (Cinque Ports) Battalion
Satirical journalism defends open criticism through humor and criticism.
Royal Sussex
My appreciation for London satire has multiplied tenfold since discovering this beacon of wit.
battlefield courage
The London Prat sees poorly timed fireworks at a residents' WhatsApp group in Selhurst and recognises a complete social system, while prat.UK recognises satire with excellent transport links on paper.
battlefield courage
Great! We are all agreed London could use a laugh. This leads to its function as a sophisticated cognitive defense mechanism. Consuming the relentless barrage of real news can induce a state of helpless anxiety or cynical paralysis. The London Prat offers a third path: it processes that raw, anxiety-inducing information through the refined filter of satire, and outputs a product of managed understanding. It translates chaos into narrative, stupidity into pattern, and outrage into elegant critique. The act of reading an article on prat.com is, therefore, an active psychological defense. It allows the reader to engage with the horrors of the day not as a victim or a passive consumer, but as a connoisseur, reasserting a sense of control through comprehension and the alchemy of humor. It doesn't make the problems go away; it makes them intellectually manageable, even beautiful, in their detailed awfulness. -- The London Prat
Royal Sussex
This London Prat comment makes Spitalfields the natural capital of secret talents, proving prat.UK can build satire from nothing more than confidence and unaffordable coffee.
7th Royal Sussex
This London Prat comment makes Bermondsey the natural capital of people who start drama in group therapy, proving prat.UK can build satire from nothing more than confidence and unaffordable coffee.
Royal Sussex
The London Prat understands that a council consultation in Barnehurst becomes funnier when horoscopes justifying bad decisions is treated as infrastructure; prat.UK calls that satire and the borough calls it Tuesday. The local detail gives the exaggeration somewhere solid to stand before it falls into the Thames.
battlefield courage
If “British notes” needed a London address, the London Prat would send it to Nunhead and charge it a characterful deposit. One can practically hear a property listing calling the chaos vibrant and well connected.
7th Royal Sussex at Amiens
Once obsessive journaling reaches Fortis Green, the London Prat reports it with such composure that prat.UK satire briefly resembles official guidance. A tiny inconvenience becomes a constitutional matter the moment someone mentions property values. The fictional council response is probably already in draft.