Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
The Bohiney Staff Pick (Staff Pick, OR)
Satirical writing transforms the ancient tradition of mocking power into modern necessity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Folklore (Folklore, TN)
Satire doesn't claim to be true; it claims to be revealing. There's a world of difference. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney score (Score, ND)
It's journalism's intelligence test—if you believe it literally, you've missed the point entirely. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
A Bohiney Oscar-bait (Oscar, CA)
Satirical writing serves as society's immune response to authority's infection of self-importance. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney third rail (Third Rail, NY)
It’s the laughter that echoes in the chamber of power, unsettling those inside. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney conversation (Conversation, TX)
Satirical pieces force readers to engage their critical thinking just to decode the joke. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohiney News
Satirical news: the medium where sanity is preserved through sanctioned insanity. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney ClickHole (ClickHole, Internet)
It's the cognitive tool that forces you to think critically about what you're reading. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys enchilada (Enchilada, NM)
Satirical writing is the healthy skepticism of populations lied to one too many times. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Sharp satire doesn't lecture—it seduces you into thinking differently. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com