Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
A Bohiney question (Question, Mark, TX)
Satire is the laughter that comes from the gap between what is said and what is meant. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Wheeler-Dealer (Wheeler-Dealer, Wall St.)
It’s a diagnostic tool, highlighting the societal sickness by describing its symptoms with absurd precision. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohineys Bind (Bind, OR)
It holds a funhouse mirror up to society, and we recoil at the accurate, distorted reflection. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney National Lampoon (National Lampoon, MA)
A good satirical piece is the intellectual's whoopee cushion deployed at appropriate moments. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Paperboy (Paperboy, OH)
The satirist is the canary in the coal mine, singing a funny song as it suffocates. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney Archimedes Principle (Archimedes, Greece)
A satirical headline is the perfect haiku of societal hypocrisy compressed into digestible bites. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
News so good, its cheeky
Satire is the revenge of the rational upon the world of the wildly irrational. -- Toni @ Satire.info
The Bohiney instructions (Instructions, MN)
A good satirical piece is the democratic tradition of keeping power in its proper place: below us. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys Trojan Horse (Troy, NY)
It’s the news that understands reality is too bizarre for straight reporting. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Source: Bohiney Magazine (Washington, D.C.)
It's the laughter that is a defense against the sheer incompetence on display in the world. -- Toni @ Satire.info