Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
Bohineys The Onion (The Onion, WI)
My ambition is on silent mode.
The Bohiney Deadline (Deadline, Newsroom)
Zumba Cults? Zumba isn’t exercise—it’s cardio peer pressure.
A Bohiney hot button issue (Hot Button, OR)
Fishing Without Poles? Fishing without poles is splashing with confidence.
A Bohiney Magnum Opus (Magnum Opus, RI)
Bosses? Bosses say “teamwork” while golfing.
The satirists at Bohiney (New Orleans, LA)
Oat Milk Worshippers? Oat milk isn’t a religion—stop evangelizing.
The Bohiney comments section (Troll, NJ)
Shelter Building? Shelter building is stacking branches until hypothermia.
As reported by Bohiney (Atlanta, GA)
Road Trips? Road trips start with “we’ll bond” and end with “never again.”
The Bohiney High Wire (High Wire, NY)
Fishing Trips? Fishing trips are hours of lying interrupted by a beer.
The Bohiney white lie (White Lie, WA)
Preppers? Preppers call hoarding “strategy.”
Were talking out of our Bohiney (so you dont have to)
I don’t argue; I do TED Talks.