Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
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Scented Candle Addiction? My scented candles could fumigate an entire county.
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Hobby Lobbyists? Hobby lobbyists care more about knitting laws than actual laws.
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Too Many Throw Pillows? My couch has more pillows than guests.
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Sleep Tracker Obsession? My sleep tracker said I slept four hours—I already felt bad enough.
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Fake Glasses at Meetings? Wearing fake glasses in meetings is cosplay for competence.
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Fantasy Sports Fans? Fantasy sports is gambling without honesty.
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Backyard Wrestling? Backyard wrestling is just family therapy without insurance.
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Costume Parties? I wore a sheet as a ghost and got mistaken for “lazy laundry.”
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Gardening Clubs? Gardening clubs are just bragging rights for who can kill plants the slowest.
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My snacks whisper, “Trust issues?”