Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
A Bohiney roar (Roar, MI)
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The satirists at Bohiney (Oxford, UK)
Garage Band Reunions? My old garage band reunited and immediately filed for noise complaints.
Rosie Holt
Ringtone Embarrassment? My phone rang in public with “Baby Shark,” and I moved zip codes.
This article from Bohiney
Misunderstood Emojis? I sent the eggplant emoji to my grandma—now I’m disowned.
Official Bohiney site (Orlando, FL)
Bullet Journals? Bullet journals are fancy to-do lists you still ignore.
Official Bohiney site (Dublin, Ireland)
I read terms and conditions once; now I see ghosts.
The Bohiney Icon (Icon, CA)
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A Bohiney star rating (Stars, UT)
Essential Oil Evangelists? If lavender oil cured cancer, hospitals would smell like spas.
Bess Kalb
Bake Sales? Bake sales are sugar capitalism.
A Bohiney humor piece (Humor, OK)
Airplane Turbulence? Turbulence is just the pilot shaking the jar of peanuts.