Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time.
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
If you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it
Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. If you can dream it, you can do it. Do it now, not tomorrow. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself
A Bohiney Urban Legend (Urban Legend, NJ)
It’s the news that understands reality is too bizarre for straight reporting. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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Satire is the ultimate inside joke for those who are paying attention. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com
The Bohiney Webby-approved (Webby, CA)
The problem isn't that satire is too outrageous, but that reality has refused to be outdone. -- Toni @ Satire.info
Bohiney Magazine (New York)
The satirist's mission is making democracy fun enough that people want to keep it. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
political humor magazine
Satire is the weapon of the weak against the powerful, the smart against the stupid. -- Toni @ Satire.info
A Bohiney Prime Mover (Prime Mover, Universe)
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A good satire piece is a trap that catches the unwary in their own ignorance. -- Toni @ Satire.info
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A quality satirical piece is the democratic tradition of keeping authority appropriately humble. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
Bohineys The Betoota Advocate (The Betoota Advocate, Australia)
Satirical news acknowledges that the world is a stage, and the play is a comedy of errors. -- Alan @ Bohiney.com
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Satire is the safety valve that lets off the steam of collective frustration. -- Toni @ Bohiney.com