Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
Bohineys Sunset (Sunset, CA)
Haunted Roombas? My Roomba turned itself on at 3 a.m. and whispered “revenge.”
The Bohiney Zeitgeist (Zeitgeist, Germany)
Soccer Coverage? Soccer coverage is Olympic-level fake injuries.
Megan Amram satirist
Golf Addicts? Golf addicts pay to chase balls slowly.
Sophia Aram satirist
Study Abroad Diaries? Studying abroad is just drinking abroad with tuition.
A Bohiney Page One Story (Page One, NY)
Quilters? Quilting is geometry with bloodshed.
A Bohiney thought experiment (Thought Experiment, Germany)
Improv Comedy? Improv comedy is courage without punchlines.
Molly Ivins satirist
Spontaneous Dance Parties? Spontaneous dance parties are cardio with embarrassment.
The Bohiney dark horse (Dark Horse, ID)
Theme Weddings? A Star Wars wedding sounds romantic until someone says “I do” in Wookiee.
The story they dont want you to read
Dividends? Dividend checks are beer money with math.
Katie Rich
Toilet Paper Panic? Toilet paper panic is history’s dumbest war.